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Trump Declares Economic Collapse “Proof of Winning,” Urges Americans to “Hang Tough” Through Glorious Revolution

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the stock market plummets, businesses close, and Americans contemplate a future rich in self-reliance but poor in consumer goods, President Trump today declared that economic suffering is actually a sign of historic success and called on citizens to “hang tough” through the “Great MAGA Revolution.” Standing in front of a newly printed banner reading “SHORT-TERM […]

Jeffress Hails Jesus’ Second Coming: “He Won’t Forget the Swords This Time”

DALLAS, TX — Pastor Robert Jeffress, leader of First Baptist Dallas and spiritual advisor to former President Trump, announced on Sunday a bold new interpretation of the Second Coming of Christ: less grace, more capital punishment. Speaking to a packed congregation waving miniature American flags, Jeffress unveiled his new sermon series, Blessed Are the Executioners: Preparing for the […]

Trump’s Faith Confirmed: He Now Believes in God Almost as Much as Himself, Sources Say

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a series of carefully choreographed Easter events at the White House this week, Donald Trump shocked faith leaders across the nation by declaring that he now believes in God “more strongly than ever,” a commitment he says rivals his lifelong devotion to gold-plated toilets and five-star Yelp reviews of his own […]

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We Asked Nicely, El Salvador Ghosted Us — What More Do You Want?

April 15, 2025

After illegally deporting a U.S. resident, the Trump administration claims there’s simply nothing they can do to get him back — despite having previously declared the power to annex Canada, bend NATO to its will, and force Disney to rehire Gina Carano. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise Oval Office meeting livestreamed on X (formerly known as Twitter), […]

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BREAKING: Christians Now Officially Most Persecuted Group at State Department, Say Christians at State Department

April 15, 2025

Trump Corrects: ‘Second Most Persecuted After Me WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press briefing today, officials from the Trump administration’s newly established Task Force Against Anti-Christian Bias proudly announced that Christians have officially been named the most persecuted group at the State Department. The designation came after rigorous self-investigation, exhaustive internal polling, and several prayer breakfasts that […]

“A smiling man in a navy suit and red tie gives a thumbs-up while standing outside Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, symbolizing a triumphant return after a physical exam.”

Trump Declares Himself “Healthiest Human Ever” After Physical

April 11, 2025

Official Medical Report Contains No Numbers WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump emerged from his annual physical exam at Walter Reed Medical Center Friday morning with what the White House is calling “the most magnificent health report ever issued for any human, living or dead.“ In a brief statement, the president announced: “I’m healthier than Lincoln, […]

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