April 11, 2025 | The Virtue Signal

Trump Declares Himself “Healthiest Human Ever” After Physical

Official Medical Report Contains No Numbers WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump emerged from his annual physical exam at Walter Reed Medical Center Friday morning with what the White House is calling “the most magnificent health report ever issued for any human, living or dead.“ In a brief statement, the president announced: “I’m healthier than Lincoln, […]

Trump’s Faith Confirmed: He Now Believes in God Almost as Much as Himself, Sources Say

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a series of carefully choreographed Easter events at the White House this week, Donald Trump shocked faith leaders across the nation by declaring that he now believes in God “more strongly than ever,” a commitment he says rivals his lifelong devotion to gold-plated toilets and five-star Yelp reviews of his own […]

"Official White House photo of President Donald Trump and President Nayib Bukele during a bilateral meeting."

We Asked Nicely, El Salvador Ghosted Us — What More Do You Want?

April 15, 2025

After illegally deporting a U.S. resident, the Trump administration claims there’s simply nothing they can do to get him back — despite having previously declared the power to annex Canada, bend NATO to its will, and force Disney to rehire Gina Carano. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise Oval Office meeting livestreamed on X (formerly known as Twitter), […]

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BREAKING: Christians Now Officially Most Persecuted Group at State Department, Say Christians at State Department

April 15, 2025

Trump Corrects: ‘Second Most Persecuted After Me WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press briefing today, officials from the Trump administration’s newly established Task Force Against Anti-Christian Bias proudly announced that Christians have officially been named the most persecuted group at the State Department. The designation came after rigorous self-investigation, exhaustive internal polling, and several prayer breakfasts that […]