April 18, 2025 | The Virtue Signal News

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Hegseth’s Freedom Fitness Memo Raises Eyebrows — and Possibly Whiskey Glasses

TimothyApril 18, 2025

New standards aim to restore “true warrior spirit,” insiders say. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a leaked memo obtained by The Virtue Signal News, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has reportedly outlined bold new fitness standards designed to revamp the U.S. military’s image — by filtering out “anyone not ready to bench press a tank, wrestle a […]

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