The Virtue Signal

Day: April 22, 2025

Year : 2025

The Vatican conclave chimney releases red, white, and blue smoke, symbolizing American strength during a satirical moment of papal election.

Trump Demands Vatican Sale Following Pope’s Death: “We’ll Make It Great Again, Believe Me”

TimothyApril 22, 2025
ROME — In a move that stunned the Catholic world and confused literally everyone else, former U.S. President Donald Trump issued a formal statement from Mar-a-Lago Friday morning declaring his intention to “purchase the Vatican” following the recent death of Pope Francis. “They need a strong leader,” Trump told reporters while posing next to a […]
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A worship leader stands at a White House podium holding a guitar, with golden stage lights and fog machines. Album title: Let Every Tweet Be Praise.

Sean Feucht Says ‘Jesus Is Lord’ at White House

May 4, 2025
Policy Staffers Clarify ‘But Trump Is Still President 📍WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful moment of carefully curated revival, worship leader and flow-state activist Sean Feucht declared the White House a “House of Prayer” this week after performing a 45-minute set in the Rose Garden featuring fog machines, Bethel crescendos, and an entire bridge dedicated […]

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