At The Virtue Signal News, we value your privacyâalmost as much as we value a good punchline. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you sign up for our newsletter, engage with our content, or interact with us via our site, email, or ads.
đ What We Collect
If you subscribe to our newsletter, we collect:
- Your email address
- (Optional) Your name or sense of humor
đ What We Do With It
We use your email to send you our satirical newsletter. Thatâs it. No spam, no sermon notes, and we donât sell your info to shady data brokers or megachurches with fog machines.
We may occasionally track how many people open an email or click a link, just to feel something.
đŤ What We Donât Do
- We donât sell your info
- We donât spam you with unrelated content
- We donât invite you to a pyramid scheme disguised as a discipleship group
đ How We Protect It
We use reputable email platforms (like Beehiiv) to store your data securely. If they ever get hacked, weâll notify you with a poorly formatted email and a cartoon.
â Unsubscribe Anytime
Every email comes with an unsubscribe link. If you stop laughing, you can stop hearing from us.
