What’s New with Amazon America First Shipping and What Does it Mean to Average American?
By Staff Contributor | The Virtue Signal News
SEATTLE, WA — In a stunning display of corporate flexibility and post-presidential people-pleasing, Amazon has announced a sweeping redesign of its user experience following a brief phone call between former President Donald Trump and company founder Jeff Bezos.
What began as a tense moment — with reports surfacing that Amazon might display tariff costs on product listings — quickly evolved into what insiders are calling “the most rapid patriotism pivot in e-commerce history.”
“Jeff Bezos was very nice. He was terrific. He solved the problem very quickly, and he did the right thing,” Trump told reporters Tuesday. “He’s a good guy now. Maybe the best. Honestly, he fixed Amazon. Huge win.”
Shortly after the call, Bezos rolled out a series of quiet but unmistakable changes — not just removing tariff visibility, but launching a full-scale MAGA-mode redesign and his ‘Amazon America First Shipping’ campaign.
“Biden Prices” Displayed and Crossed Out
All product listings now include two prices:
- Biden Price – dramatically higher, in red, and crossed out with the label: “What you’d pay under globalist communism”
- Trump Price – highlighted in bold blue with a “Thanks to 45” tag
Also, ‘Amazon Prime’ will be renamed ‘America First Shipping’ by the end of the week. The old “2-day delivery” promise remains, but with added stipulations:
- Fastest delivery guaranteed for red states and Tesla owners
- California customers may experience “patriotism delays”
In addition, “Keep Shipping Lanes Free” box appears next to each product. Upon checkout, customers will see a pre-selected $1.45 donation:
- Labelled: “Support Free Trade Routes and American Sovereignty™”
- Unchecking it triggers a popup: “Are you sure you’re not a China sympathizer?” followed by a warning that the FBI is on the lookout for such individuals that would side with China.
Customers who:
- Verify MAGA hat ownership
- Upload a photo with Kid Rock
- Or correctly answer “What year was America Great?”
…receive a 10% discount on all tariff-impacted goods.
Users with over 80 “Patriot Points” unlock a secret clearance section:
“Deals the Fake News Doesn’t Want You to See.”
Behind the Pivot
An internal Amazon memo, obtained by The Virtue Signal News, outlines the shift as a “brand alignment opportunity with America’s most vocal purchasing base.”
“President Trump expressed his concerns,” the memo reads, “and we took immediate action to preserve platform neutrality and suppress customer awareness of macroeconomic realities.”
At a Florida press event, Trump praised the move:
“Bezos finally gets it. Now, when you buy an American flag bikini or a tactical meat thermometer, it gets there fast — and you know Biden had nothing to do with it.”
He added, “We may put tariffs on Amazon next unless they deliver faster. That’s leverage, folks.”
The Virtue Signal News will monitor further changes, including a rumored feature where Alexa refuses to answer questions unless they’re “asked patriotically.”
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