In an effort to modernize border enforcement and “save taxpayers billions,” the Trump administration has rolled out a loyalty rewards program within its recently launched “Self-Deport” app — offering incentives to undocumented immigrants who voluntarily leave the country.
According to administration officials, the goal is simple: streamline deportation by encouraging users to “take the easy way out” — and earn points while doing it.
“This is what we call smart deportation, very smart,” President Trump said in a promotional video. “If you leave on your own, you could get rewards. If not, it’s the hard way. Nobody wants that.”
The app’s “Frequent Departer” tier includes perks like TSA PreCheck for potential future legal entry, “I Self-Deported” merchandise, and priority consideration for a legal visa by 2035 — provided users can prove they’ve left the country multiple times.
But what began as a deterrent has unexpectedly turned into a border loophole bonanza. Users quickly discovered that the app’s point system resets with each crossing, prompting a surge in repeat departures to rack up rewards.
“It’s simple — cross, click ‘Intent to Depart,’ get points. Repeat,” explained one user, known online as @BorderBoss, who proudly posted a video of himself redeeming points for a travel voucher and limited edition ‘Make America Leave Again’ hoodie.
When asked about the spike in frequent border activity, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem pushed back, insisting the system is working as intended.
“Look, if people are leaving the country repeatedly, that’s a good thing,” Noem said. “The app doesn’t track how they get in — only that they leave. And that’s the kind of innovation this administration brings.”
Analysts note that while border encounters are technically down, the number of “voluntary departures” has skyrocketed, with some users reporting earning enough points for a “Future Legal Entry” badge in just a week.
In response to growing criticism, the administration is rumored to be testing a “Deport with Friends” feature, which allows group self-deportations for bonus points and social media sharing options.
“It’s like Uber Rewards — but for leaving America,” one user said. “At this rate, I’ll earn elite status by Cinco de Mayo.”
At press time, officials denied that the app was incentivizing illegal entry, stating that any unintended consequenceswere simply “evidence of personal responsibility and entrepreneurial spirit.”
“Thanks to Self-Deport Rewards™, I earned enough points for a Greyhound voucher!” — @BorderBoss
