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Trump Unveils ‘Apprentice: Oval Office,’ Plans to Win Presidency by Firing the Winner

TimothyApril 1, 2025
PALM BEACH, FL — In a move that combines political ambition with premium streaming content, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of The Apprentice: Oval Office — a new reality show competition designed to produce a technical president who will immediately step aside, allowing Trump to return for an unprecedented third term. “I’m not saying I’ll be […]
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Pastor Joel Webbon driving a car with an empty front passenger seat and a diverse group of people seated in the back, symbolizing his proposal that non-Christians should have no leadership role in America.

Pastor Joel Webbon Says Non-Christians Can Still Ride in America, ‘Just Not in the Front Seat’ — Proposes First-Ever Christian-Only Election

TimothyApril 1, 2025
GEORGETOWN, TX — In his ongoing series of parables loosely based on church history, Texas pastor and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Joel Webbon clarified this week that while non-Christians are welcome to live in the United States, they should not expect to have “access to the driver’s seat, the steering wheel, or any government-issued keys.” “They can be in […]
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Donald Trump wrapped in an American flag, proudly holding a satirical receipt showing inflated prices like a $55,000 damaged Tesla, under a campaign banner reading “Pay More for Freedom.”

If It’s Not Red, White, or Blue — It’s 25% More: Trump Urges Americans to Embrace the Holy Pain of Patriotism

TimothyApril 1, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump reassured Americans this week that the rising cost of cars, groceries, and every product not manufactured in a shed behind a Cracker Barrel is not a crisis — but a sacrifice to the greater good of economic nationalism. “If you’re paying more, you’re doing it right,” said Trump in an interview from […]
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Satire Sites Declare Bankruptcy as Trump News Outpaces Parody

TimothyApril 1, 2025
In a shocking turn of events, several leading satire websites, including The Turnip and NotTheNews, have declared bankruptcy, unable to compete with the outrageous headlines generated by former President Trump. “Reality is funnier than fiction,” lamented Terry Costigan, former editor-in-chief of The Turnip. With stories like Trump’s “Self-Deport” app and bizarre claims from political figures, satire writers are left scrambling. As the industry faces an existential crisis, some are pivoting to new ventures, while others wonder: can they still find humor in a world where truth often outstrips parody? Dive into the full story to explore this unprecedented moment.
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Judge Narrows Case to One Surviving Tweet: SBC Braces for Trial of the Century

TimothyApril 1, 2025
NASHVILLE, TN — In a move surprising to absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) announced this week that it is suspending all future abuse reform initiatives in order to “channel full denominational energy” into defending itself in the defamation lawsuit filed by former SBC president Johnny Hunt. Despite a federal judge dismissing […]
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BREAKING: Christians Now Officially Most Persecuted Group at State Department, Say Christians at State Department

April 15, 2025
Trump Corrects: ‘Second Most Persecuted After Me WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press briefing today, officials from the Trump administration’s newly established Task Force Against Anti-Christian Bias proudly announced that Christians have officially been named the most persecuted group at the State Department. The designation came after rigorous self-investigation, exhaustive internal polling, and several prayer breakfasts that […]

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