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Sean Feucht Says ‘Jesus Is Lord’ at White House

TimothyMay 4, 2025
Policy Staffers Clarify ‘But Trump Is Still President 📍WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful moment of carefully curated revival, worship leader and flow-state activist Sean Feucht declared the White House a “House of Prayer” this week after performing a 45-minute set in the Rose Garden featuring fog machines, Bethel crescendos, and an entire bridge dedicated […]
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Moore Trouble: SBC Critics Slam Editor’s Decade of Trump Neglect

TimothyApril 25, 2025
An alarming pattern of insufficient loyalty finally comes to light. By Staff Contributor | The Virtue Signal News NASHVILLE, TN — After years of growing unease, conservative watchdogs have finally spoken the quiet part out loud: Russell Moore, former SBC prophet-turned-Christianity Today editor, may have gone a full decade without adequately praising Donald Trump. The […]
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Jeffress Hails Jesus’ Second Coming: “He Won’t Forget the Swords This Time”

TimothyApril 5, 2025
DALLAS, TX — Pastor Robert Jeffress, leader of First Baptist Dallas and spiritual advisor to former President Trump, announced on Sunday a bold new interpretation of the Second Coming of Christ: less grace, more capital punishment. Speaking to a packed congregation waving miniature American flags, Jeffress unveiled his new sermon series, Blessed Are the Executioners: Preparing for the […]
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Al Mohler Rebrands ‘The Briefing’ podcast as ‘The Bending’ to Better Reflect Evolving Values

TimothyApril 2, 2025
LOUISVILLE, KY — In a move that surprised approximately no one who’s been paying attention since 2016, Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary and host of the once-hardline theological podcast The Briefing, has officially rebranded his show as “The Bending: Biblical Clarity for Morally Flexible Times.” Speaking from a well-appointed library built on centuries of […]
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‘Commandment of the Week’ Program Launches to Ease Kentucky Into Moral Clarity

TimothyApril 1, 2025
FRANKFORT, KY — In an effort to help residents better engage with the recently reinstalled Ten Commandments monument on Capitol grounds, Kentucky lawmakers have unveiled a new initiative called “Commandment of the Week,” a bold moral calendar that promises to bring slow, measurable holiness to the Bluegrass State. Starting Monday, residents will be encouraged — but […]
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Newly Discovered Pauline Footnote Permits Craft Beer Consumption, Scholars Say

TimothyApril 1, 2025
ATLANTA, GA — A team of evangelical theologians from Reformed Seminary and the Nashville Brew Theology Collective have unearthed what they’re calling a “contextual addendum” to the book of Romans — a previously overlooked footnote that appears to soften Paul’s stance on alcohol. The passage, found in a rare Greek manuscript, amends Romans 14:21 to read: […]
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Pastor Joel Webbon driving a car with an empty front passenger seat and a diverse group of people seated in the back, symbolizing his proposal that non-Christians should have no leadership role in America.

Pastor Joel Webbon Says Non-Christians Can Still Ride in America, ‘Just Not in the Front Seat’ — Proposes First-Ever Christian-Only Election

TimothyApril 1, 2025
GEORGETOWN, TX — In his ongoing series of parables loosely based on church history, Texas pastor and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Joel Webbon clarified this week that while non-Christians are welcome to live in the United States, they should not expect to have “access to the driver’s seat, the steering wheel, or any government-issued keys.” “They can be in […]
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A worship leader stands at a White House podium holding a guitar, with golden stage lights and fog machines. Album title: Let Every Tweet Be Praise.

Sean Feucht Says ‘Jesus Is Lord’ at White House

May 4, 2025
Policy Staffers Clarify ‘But Trump Is Still President 📍WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful moment of carefully curated revival, worship leader and flow-state activist Sean Feucht declared the White House a “House of Prayer” this week after performing a 45-minute set in the Rose Garden featuring fog machines, Bethel crescendos, and an entire bridge dedicated […]

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