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Christian Studio Remakes The Chosen Using PureFlix Budget and Local Church Volunteers to ‘Make It Relatable Again’

HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a surprising strategic pivot, the production team behind The Chosen is reportedly considering lowering the show’s production value in order to better appeal to its original target demographic: American Christians. After gaining widespread acclaim—even from atheists, agnostics, and former spell-casting witches—studio executives began to worry that The Chosen might have become too good. “We just never […]
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‘Commandment of the Week’ Program Launches to Ease Kentucky Into Moral Clarity

FRANKFORT, KY — In an effort to help residents better engage with the recently reinstalled Ten Commandments monument on Capitol grounds, Kentucky lawmakers have unveiled a new initiative called “Commandment of the Week,” a bold moral calendar that promises to bring slow, measurable holiness to the Bluegrass State. Starting Monday, residents will be encouraged — but […]
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Trump Unveils ‘Apprentice: Oval Office,’ Plans to Win Presidency by Firing the Winner

PALM BEACH, FL — In a move that combines political ambition with premium streaming content, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of The Apprentice: Oval Office — a new reality show competition designed to produce a technical president who will immediately step aside, allowing Trump to return for an unprecedented third term. “I’m not saying I’ll be […]
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Satire Sites Declare Bankruptcy as Trump News Outpaces Parody

In a shocking turn of events, several leading satire websites, including The Turnip and NotTheNews, have declared bankruptcy, unable to compete with the outrageous headlines generated by former President Trump. “Reality is funnier than fiction,” lamented Terry Costigan, former editor-in-chief of The Turnip. With stories like Trump’s “Self-Deport” app and bizarre claims from political figures, satire writers are left scrambling. As the industry faces an existential crisis, some are pivoting to new ventures, while others wonder: can they still find humor in a world where truth often outstrips parody? Dive into the full story to explore this unprecedented moment.
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BREAKING: Christians Now Officially Most Persecuted Group at State Department, Say Christians at State Department

Trump Corrects: ‘Second Most Persecuted After Me WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press briefing today, officials from the Trump administration’s newly established Task Force Against Anti-Christian Bias proudly announced that Christians have officially been named the most persecuted group at the State Department. The designation came after rigorous self-investigation, exhaustive internal polling, and several prayer breakfasts that […]

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