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Boy salutes junk food pyramid made of Doritos, Gushers, Mountain Dew, and a red hat labeled “Brain Food”; humorous political satire of Trump’s MAHA health policy.

New MAHA Health Report Claims Ultraprocessed Foods “Cure Wokeness,” Cites Study by Dr. Pepper

TimothyMay 30, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a revised version of the Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) Commission’s children’s health report, titled the MAHA Health Report, the Trump administration has doubled down on its data—by going even deeper into the AI rabbit hole. The original report drew criticism for citing fake scientific studies, several of which appeared to […]
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At a White House press setup, Donald Trump stands before a glowing Vegas-style marquee that reads “GOLDEN DOME – FREE MOOSE HAT WITH PURCHASE.” He points at a glittering gold map of North America where Canada is tinted bright red and white. A podium labeled “The White House” sits in the foreground; a faint “SATIRE” watermark appears in the corner.

“Join the Golden Dome™ Missile-Shield Plan, Get a Free Moose Hat!*”

TimothyMay 28, 2025
*Offer valid only if Canada becomes the 51st stateVirtue Signal News • Satire WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House today unveiled a dazzling “Golden Dome™ Friendship Package” that promises Canada a state-of-the-art, gold-laminated missile shield plus one (1) complimentary red-plaid moose hat—provided the entire country agrees to swap its flag for stars-and-stripes and enter the […]
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Vladimir Putin smiles while holding a giant Hallmark-style card that reads, “THANKS FOR THE SANCTIONS! (СПАСИБО ЗА САНКЦИИ!) P.S. We’ll spend the savings wisely.” Stacks of gold coins and MAGA-ribbon–wrapped vodka bottles fill the background.

Trump Announces Devastating Russia Sanctions; Kremlin Calls Them “Early Christmas” | SATIRE

TimothyMay 27, 2025
“Sanctions so tough Russia can’t stop thanking us.” — Senior MAGA strategist The Trump administration rolled out what it called “the strongest, most painful sanctions in world history” against Russia on Wednesday—only to be met with open gratitude from Moscow, a sudden surge in the ruble, and an order for extra-large blini at the Kremlin […]
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Satirical image: A MAGA hat-wearing business owner tearfully but proudly receives a comically oversized gold medal that reads, "I Blamed Myself (For His Policies)," symbolizing misplaced blame for economic hardship.

Welcome to the Collateral Damage Confessional: Where MAGA Supporters Mysteriously Benefit From Trump Ruining Their Lives | SATIRE

TimothyMay 24, 2025
BREAKING: The Internet (Probably on a Server Farm Powered by Patriot Tears) – In these turbulent times, where the winds of disruptive leadership buffet even the most ardent supporters, a new sanctuary has emerged: the “Collateral Damage Confessional.” This groundbreaking online forum (and rumored upcoming reality streaming series on a network that shall remain unmentioned, […]
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Photorealistic satire of Harvard’s gate rebranded as “Trump University at Cambridge.” A bronze statue of Donald Trump gives a thumbs-up beside the brick entrance, while two visitors in red MAGA hats snap cheerful selfies in front of the ornate wrought-iron sign.

BREAKING: White House Unveils Ivy League Purge Act—Harvard to Be Rebranded “Trump University at Cambridge” – SATIRE

TimothyMay 23, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Declaring that “elite thought is an elite threat,” the Trump administration today introduced the Ivy League Purge Act (ILPA), an emergency order that immediately freezes federal research grants to any university failing a new “patriotism audit.” First up: Harvard University, which will be taken into receivership and re-launched this fall as Trump University at […]
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Toddlers happily playing with oversized toy IOUs and mock Treasury bonds labeled with large debt figures, symbolizing the national debt being passed to future generations by the "Big Beautiful Bill."

REJOICE! Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Showers These 3 DIVINE Lifestyle Upgrades Upon a Grateful Nation! | SATIRE

TimothyMay 23, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Get ready, America, because the House has just passed the cornerstone of the Republican Party’s economic agenda: the “Big Beautiful Bill™”! This legislative masterpiece, which thoughtfully boosts defense and border security spending while creatively scaling back those dreary social services, is poised to bring some thrilling changes to your everyday life. Don’t […]
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Satirical image depicting a baby's mock christening ceremony, where gold coins or 'TRUMP' symbols are sprinkled over the infant at an ornate, gold-plated font, with stern-looking figures in business suits observing.

GOP Unveils “Trump Covenant Accounts”: Every Newborn Pledged $1000 and Eternal Allegiance

TimothyMay 22, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move of profound spiritual and fiscal significance, House Republicans today announced the centerpiece of their “big beautiful bill”: the new “Trump Covenant Account” program. This divinely inspired initiative will bestow upon every American newborn a sacred $1,000 savings bond, along with a lifetime subscription to unwavering loyalty. Originally conceived as […]
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Photorealistic satirical image: An ICE agent in an ill-fitting lab coat enthusiastically points to a blackboard filled with chaotic physics equations and doodles of handcuffs and vans, while an immigrant mother and child look on in total bewilderment.

Schrödinger’s Immigrant: ICE Masters Quantum Mechanics for Simultaneous Case Dismissal and Hallway Arrest! | SATIRE

TimothyMay 22, 2025
MIAMI, FL – In a stunning development that has left physicists baffled and immigration lawyers reaching for the nearest bottle of something strong, federal agents have apparently harnessed the principles of quantum mechanics to revolutionize deportation. Scientists at the (newly imagined) Department of Homeland Security Institute for Applied Paradoxes today announced the discovery of “Schrödinger’s […]
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A young woman smiles peacefully while holding a smartphone displaying the Boundarify app. Around her, floating “TOXIC” icons symbolize blocked friends and contacts. The image is warm, minimal, and modern, with a calm, beige background. Satirical representation of digital self-care and therapy culture.

Boundarify: The App That Will Ghost Your Friends—So You Don’t Have To

TimothyMay 21, 2025
NASHVILLE, TN – In a breakthrough for emotional self-care—and a devastating blow to human connection—tech startup Boundarify has unveiled the world’s first app to set boundaries, ghost your friends, and diagnose your entire group chat with narcissistic tendencies, all before you finish your morning affirmations. “I used to spend hours ghosting people one by one,” […]
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