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“Welcome home Greenland!” Trump Declares

TimothyApril 1, 2025
“Welcome home Greenland!” Trump Declares WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold escalation of his years-long obsession with Greenland, President Trump today unveiled a multi-pronged “Greenland Acquisition Strategy” that includes updated school maps, collectible NFTs, and a brand-new “frequent visitor” rewards program for locals. “We’re not invading Greenland,” Trump clarified in a Truth Social post. “We’re welcoming […]
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In Wake of Leaked War Plans, Trump Administration Moves to Snapchat for ‘Maximum Security and Maximum Vibes

TimothyApril 1, 2025
Leavitt: ‘No classified info was shared. Just, like, vibes. Maybe a launch code or two.’ WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following explosive revelations that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed military strike plans in a Signal group chat—alongside Vice President JD Vance, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and National Security Adviser Mike Waltz—the Trump White House has […]
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Franklin Graham standing outside a humanitarian tent, holding paperwork with a faint American flag in the background. The setting reflects aid work and political alignment.

Trump’s Foreign Aid Freeze Finds One Exception: People Who Publicly Pray for Him

TimothyApril 1, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After placing a dramatic 90-day freeze on nearly all U.S. foreign aid programs, President Trump has made just one high-profile exception: a $19 million reimbursement to Samaritan’s Purse, the evangelical relief organization led by longtime supporter and occasional White House prayer leader Franklin Graham. The pause, which Trump said was necessary “to shake things up […]
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Trump Unveils ‘Apprentice: Oval Office,’ Plans to Win Presidency by Firing the Winner

TimothyApril 1, 2025
PALM BEACH, FL — In a move that combines political ambition with premium streaming content, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of The Apprentice: Oval Office — a new reality show competition designed to produce a technical president who will immediately step aside, allowing Trump to return for an unprecedented third term. “I’m not saying I’ll be […]
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Pastor Joel Webbon driving a car with an empty front passenger seat and a diverse group of people seated in the back, symbolizing his proposal that non-Christians should have no leadership role in America.

Pastor Joel Webbon Says Non-Christians Can Still Ride in America, ‘Just Not in the Front Seat’ — Proposes First-Ever Christian-Only Election

TimothyApril 1, 2025
GEORGETOWN, TX — In his ongoing series of parables loosely based on church history, Texas pastor and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Joel Webbon clarified this week that while non-Christians are welcome to live in the United States, they should not expect to have “access to the driver’s seat, the steering wheel, or any government-issued keys.” “They can be in […]
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Donald Trump wrapped in an American flag, proudly holding a satirical receipt showing inflated prices like a $55,000 damaged Tesla, under a campaign banner reading “Pay More for Freedom.”

If It’s Not Red, White, or Blue — It’s 25% More: Trump Urges Americans to Embrace the Holy Pain of Patriotism

TimothyApril 1, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump reassured Americans this week that the rising cost of cars, groceries, and every product not manufactured in a shed behind a Cracker Barrel is not a crisis — but a sacrifice to the greater good of economic nationalism. “If you’re paying more, you’re doing it right,” said Trump in an interview from […]
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Sean Feucht Says ‘Jesus Is Lord’ at White House

May 4, 2025
Policy Staffers Clarify ‘But Trump Is Still President 📍WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful moment of carefully curated revival, worship leader and flow-state activist Sean Feucht declared the White House a “House of Prayer” this week after performing a 45-minute set in the Rose Garden featuring fog machines, Bethel crescendos, and an entire bridge dedicated […]

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