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Two government officials at a White House press podium present a toy package labeled “Patriot Dolls™,” featuring a founding father and Lady Liberty doll. The scene parodies a serious policy announcement.

White House Unveils “Patriot Dolls” to Solve the Two-Doll Problem (and Build Character!)

TimothyMay 9, 2025

Washington D.C.– “You’ve probably heard of the Two-Doll Problem,” the official White House press release begins. “Well, it turns out the Trump administration has listened to your pleas and has found a truly life-changing answer!” As fallout from President Trump’s tariffs on Chinese imports threatens the toy supply chain just in time for Christmas, the […]

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