Welcome to The Virtue Signal News, where the headlines are fake, the theology is spicy, and the jokes are intentional. Before diving into our delightful corner of the internet, please read the following Terms of Use.
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📜 1. It’s Satire. Seriously.
This is a satire site. That means:
- We make things up (on purpose).
- We exaggerate, parody, and mock (with love, mostly).
- We are not publishing real news, real theological doctrine, or official church statements.
If you mistake a headline about Trump baptizing Greenland or Russell Moore in a boxing match for journalism, that’s on you—but we do hope you enjoy it.
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- Or sudden urges to start a podcast
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